#138 Driving Tips

#138 Driving Tips

Deer jumping in front of my car is an all too frequent occurrence when I visit my folks in Michigan in the summer. I’ve tried the liquifying trick a few times, but the damned deer always manage to get out of the way.

Discussion (13)¬

  1. Canuovea says:


  2. Busalonium says:

    Lol, so gory, I love it.
    This reminds me of that mythbusters episode where they tried to see if you hit a moose with greater speeds you and your car will receive less damage.
    It was busted.

  3. jj says:

    option 2: prepare yourself for impact.
    This has worked for me in the past, with another car instead of dear.
    I’ll let you know if this alternative works better after I tested the praying option;)
    PS: who should I pray to?

  4. John K says:

    they will really mess up a car if you hit them, I had to total out a car a few years back after a run in with one.

  5. chaospet says:

    Busalonium: They obviously just weren’t testing it at high enough speeds. Or maybe it only works with deer, not moose.

    jj: I personally pray to Zeus, but any diety works about equally well

    John: Yeah, they really do. I had one jump out and just catch the corner of my hood, and it still managed to do a substantial amount of damage. I can only imagine what a direct hit would have done.

  6. Canuovea says:

    Oooh I know! Pray to Joe Pesci! Just like George Carling!

  7. chaospet says:

    Yes, I suppose Joe Pesci is at least slightly more likely to help you out than Zeus.

  8. Canuovea says:

    Its amazing what he can accomplish with a simple baseball bat…

  9. Tony says:

    Wow! I hope that’s ketchup.

  10. Arc says:

    I was watching that Vonage commercial and thought of an interesting idea(wanted to say something before I forget it)
    “Is no all you can say?”
    Answering “Yes” means it is all you can say but at the same time you said something besides no!
    Answering “No” means you can say other things but then you’re just furthering the fact that all you’ve been saying is no!
    You can see what I mean right?

  11. Canuovea says:

    Ooooh… But what if a person really couldn’t say anything other than “no” they would not respond at all!

  12. DiogenesdelaPhyrron says:

    I was just browsing through these, got linked from questionable content, WHOO!!! and I must say that I couldn’t stop laughing out loud for a good minute or too. And by laugh out loud I mean I made what seemed to be laughing sounds.

  13. chaospet says:

    DiogenesdelaPhyrron: Woohoo, then I have succeeded! Thanks for the kind words!

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