#134 Logic Pun

#134 Logic Pun

Another pun! But I will not apologize for this one. I will own pwn it.

Also, three comics in a row? OMG!

P.S. – bonus logic pun in the hovertext!

Discussion (10)¬

  1. Canuovea says:

    Yay! More!… *twitch*

    Keep the puns rolling.

  2. chaospet says:

    There’s plenty more where these came from

  3. Canuovea says:

    Somebody just sent me this… So many… Puns.

    Creative Puns for Educated Minds

    1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was —
    –Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

    2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, —
    –but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

    3. She was only a whisky maker, —
    –but he loved her still.

    4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class —
    –because it was a weapon of math disruption.

    5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder —
    –and got a little behind in his work.

    6. No matter how much you push the envelope, —
    –it’ll still be stationery.

    7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road —
    –and was cited for littering.

    8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France —
    –would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

    9. Two silk worms had a race. —
    –They ended up in a tie.

    10. Time flies like an arrow. —
    –Fruit flies like a banana.

    11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. —
    –The police are looking into it.

    12. Atheism —
    –is a non-prophet organization.

    13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. —
    –One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head.’

    14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.–
    — Then, it hit me.

    15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, —
    –‘Keep off the Grass.’

    16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.–
    — His grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’

    17. A chicken crossing the road —
    –is poultry in motion.

    18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison —
    –was a small medium at large.

    19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray —
    –is now a seasoned veteran.

    20. A backward poet —
    –writes inverse.

    21. In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. —
    –In feudalism, it’s your count that votes.

    22. When cannibals ate a missionary, —
    –they got a taste of religion.

    23. Don’t join dangerous cults: —
    –Practice safe sects !

    Scientist stayed up all night wondering where the sun went
    Then it dawned on him!!

  4. chaospet says:

    hehe, awesome

  5. Hey mate, your comic is amazing. I’ve been looking for something like it for a long time. Keep up the great work

  6. chaospet says:

    Thank you!! I’ll keep tryin

  7. Emil says:

    I used to play under the pseudonym “Reductio Ad Absurdum”. Call me a logic geek. Unfortunately I don’t think many people understood the reference or even what the words mean.

  8. chaospet says:

    Logic geek!

  9. Emil says:

    Worse: The character was a spell a sophisticated (spell) caster in the game Guild Wars. The phrase fits the character very well as they tend to lock down other classes. 😉

    I’m worse than this, actually, tell me if you want me to go on! 😀

  10. Borkselli says:


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