I really do wish I could take credit for more of this comic, but this one pretty much wrote itself. Most of the absurdity here is taken either directly from McGinn or from his supporters.
And in case you have no idea what scandal I’m talking about, the Feminist Philosophers Blog is a good place to start. You can also see more discussion at Leiter Reports, and at The Philosophy Smoker, and also NewAPPS (here and here).
Of course, your journey is not complete until you’ve read through McGinn’s own amazing responses to all this. See him explain the cleverness of his own word play here (and to learn how grad students are not what they used to be), go here to learn all about the “Genius Project”, and finally here you can learn about how McGinn totally didn’t want to be in Miami anyway (so there!).