Hope I didn’t offend anyone by tarnishing the image of a classic video game hero. But seriously, all Pitfall Harry did was run around bouncing on crocodile’s heads and looting ancient treasures. Was he rescuing any princesses or defending the Earth from alien invaders? Nope, he was just in it for the money. So when you think about it, Harry is really kind of a jerk.
Ahhh… Face stabbing
haha he was all like hey! then goosh. then like ow and stuff. haha
*SPOILERS*
he got stabbed